Big Life Changing Decision.

29 Mar

NSMA Draft 2015

Statement from J.D.

J.D. To Enter NSMA Draft

The Parody Agency, which has signed Bach eligible bachelor J.D., released the following statement, in which he explains his decision to enter the 2015 NSMA draft, on his behalf:

“After weighing this decision with my family and friends, I have decided to declare for the 2015 NSMA draft and forgo my remaining eligibility at Bach. I reached this very difficult decision after careful consideration and long thought, realizing how difficult it would be to say goodbye to my bachelors and bachelorettes at Bach. I am eternally grateful for the relationships, friendships, hookups, make out and cuddling sessions, and have greatly enjoyed my time as a bachelor, boyfriend, and friend, both as a broken-hearted heartbreaker and heartbreakie.

“I will always take pride in being chosen and pursued by some amazing, beautiful, incredible, prominent women and bachelorettes, I am confident that my returning bachelors will continue the success for many years to come.

“To the suitresses, countesses, bad girls, good girls, secret and open admirers, I can’t thank you enough for the support you showed me and the boys over my entire Bach career; it was a humbling experience, for you all to enjoy as well, I hope.

“To my bachelors, it’s been an incredible opportunity to role out with the most impressive collection of men and wingmen the game, and life has seen. You all have been there for me through the highs and lows, and the relationships we have formed extend well beyond. For this, I thank you.

“To the OG’s, bosses, mentors, and especially suitor staff, I am forever grateful for the ways you developed me as a man and a person, as I have grown over the years. I knew I made the right decision to stay and come to Bach, at times, on and off, but couldn’t be happier with this choice as I write this today.

“As I embark in the next challenge of monogamy in the NSMA, I look forward to contributing to a long line of successful alumni at the next level. I want you all to know that I will make Single Nation proud and continue to bring the passion, and love you all have seen in Dating’s World since my first day as a bachelor. Thank you for making my time in Courting some of the best years of my life.”


NSMA: National Sugar Mama Association

Today, I’ve been in a silly mood, as crazy as the world has been, I thought I would bring some levity to it. I hope you enjoyed and got a kick out of it, if not, hope you drew a giggle or smile from it.

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2 Responses to “Big Life Changing Decision.”

  1. Bren Murphy August 13, 2015 at 3:11 PM #

    Brilliant – I think you forgot to thank Harvey Weinstein and God but you got it just about right!

  2. lifeomedia December 7, 2015 at 10:25 AM #

    Reblogged this on LifeoMediaHindi.

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